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What did your Superbowl Spread Look Like?

Ingredients:

The Field:

• 1 Pound of Guacamole
• 15 Oz. Queso Dip For The Steelers End Zone
• 15 Oz. Salsa For The Cardinals End Zone
• 2 Oz. Sour Cream for the Field Lines

The Players:

• 15 Vienna Sausages
• Helmets - 3 Oz. Sharp Cheddar Cheese

The Goal Posts:

• 1 Slim Jim for Each Goal Post
• 1 Oz. Monterey Jack Cheddar To Anchor (each)

The Stands:

• 58 Twinkies
• 1 Pound of Bacon
• 1 Bag of Nacho Cheese Doritos
• 1 Bag of Cheetos
• 1 Bag of Corn Tortilla Chips
• 1 Bag of Chex Mix

The Blimp:

• 20 Oz. Football-Shaped Summer Sausage (optional) (on second thought, no, this isn’t optional. Go buy one.)

TOTAL CALORIES: 24,375

TOTAL GRAMS OF FAT: 1,285

TOTAL COST: $86.47

TOTAL DELICIOUSNESS: 1 Billion trillion, dude. One billion trillion.

Via HolyTaco